Why Women have so many Clothes

Part of moving in together, is accepting the other person and their possessions as your own.

So when my Lady asked me to move an ENTIRE ROOM FULL of clothes from her old house into our new one, I didn't hesitate.

She was so apologetic, expecting me to complain or moan like previous men had. But I was delighted to!

I thought about it while I was moving: Why do women have so many clothes and shoes? And I realised the answer was: To show off the many facets of their personality!

Like a diamond has many aspects, sides, surfaces, features, planes and angles, so my Lady has to display all her many wonderful properties:

her complex personality,

her beauty,

her dreams,

her ideals,

her playful side,

her serious side,

her sporty side,

her elegant side,

her naughty side,

her sleepy side,

her winter side,

her summer side.

All aspects of our personality can be expressed in art, in clothing, in music, in dance, and in....wait for it....SHOES!

I looked at the amount of shoes I had, as a normal bloke; a pair for every event.

A pair for table tennis, a pair for football, a pair for hill walking, a pair for running in, a pair for working in, a smart pair, a casual pair, an in-door pair, a pair for rain, a pair for sun, and I realised, who on earth was I to criticise someone else's shoe collection?

I choose not to.

So, now we know, that the reason why Ladies own so many clothes and shoes, is to show off the many facets of their interesting personality.

Now I encourage my Lady to wear all her beautiful clothes and all her shoes. I love seeing which side of her psyche she wishes to display today.

My Lady is a mystery, a surprise, a treat, a wonderful person. She can wear whatever she wants, however she wants, whenever she wants.

And I am simply delighted.